You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
she was so not down for the gang bang
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
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I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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