no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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