Don't you send me to vm
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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