Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Randomize
