doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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