She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
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We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I AM VODKA MAN
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
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Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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