i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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