Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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