Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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