Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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