the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
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you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
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If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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