There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
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yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
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Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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