yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
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I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
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So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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