somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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