Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
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is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize