Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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