If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My vagina is officially offended.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I'm sobbing to NWA
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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