did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
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Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
He shit in the fireplace
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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