so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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