So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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