Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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