Just fell off a train. Bad.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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