dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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