My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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