I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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