its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
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I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
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Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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