Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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