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Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
It's blow job season.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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