Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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