i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
they're like a gay fantastic four
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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