yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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