Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
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I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
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It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
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