did you get engaged???
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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