i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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