Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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