She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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