Do you still have your period?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
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I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
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If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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