Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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