So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
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I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
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I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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