I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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