I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
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No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
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Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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