Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.