Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
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I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
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For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
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