Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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