it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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