I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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