the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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