I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
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I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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