He asked to "fluff my boner.."
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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