I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
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How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
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