to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
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