My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
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This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
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My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home