Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
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OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
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WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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