Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Yo dont text me then not text me
I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Dating After Heartbreak
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
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No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.