best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I want to be your penis for a week.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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