Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize
