it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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