she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I wear drunk well.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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