Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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