this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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